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Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in The International Zombie Watch League's LiveJournal:

Sunday, July 16th, 2006
1:59 am
[megan9mm]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
11:17 pm
[thebaney]
Happy Belated Zombie Jesus Day!!
Saturday, April 1st, 2006
8:53 pm
[thebaney]
Clarifications
For those of you who haven't read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide, this comprehensive book offers the most up to date and accurate information concerning the undead. This book postulates that the walking dead are in fact victims of a strange virus known as "Solanum." The way that zombies are portrayed in Hollywood is just a lot of theatrics. Popular myths include the purported "superhuman" powers of a zombie. A zombie is nothing more than a re-animated corpse. As such, this shambling body only contains the abilities that it had while alive, but these abilities, along with its body are constantly decomposing. The most frightening thing about the enemy is its inability to experience human things like fear, pain, or logic. A zombie will simply keep attacking until it doesn't have the ability anymore. Another thing that Mr. Brooks points out in his book is that animals, while they can be infected with the virus, do not reanimate. They simply die. There will not be little zombie dogs running around.

I encourage everyone to go to http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/ in order to get a brief look at some of the facts as Mr. Brooks reports them.

Remember:

Organize before they rise.
Saturday, March 25th, 2006
1:45 pm
[megan9mm]
How to Differentiate Zombies
So, um, how do you tell the difference between a dangerous flesh-eating zombie and a regular glaze-eyed, expressionless American idiot?

'Cause I'm starting to have trouble with that, and I don't want to let any of them get too close for fear that someone will take a nice big chunk out of my arm or something.

It's especially disconcerting when frequenting bars.
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
1:18 pm
[illusorygaze]
ok, so what if we came up with ways to harness the strength of the undead to help rebuild our ruined world? a tireless work force that can be given stray animals for food...pretty sweet deal. cheap labor and we control the pet population.
Friday, March 17th, 2006
8:50 pm
[megan9mm]
Let's get this zombie party started!
So, uh, what is everyone's favorite zombie movie?

I like the original Dawn of the Dead, but I guess I haven't watched too many zombie movies.
Thursday, March 9th, 2006
8:33 pm
[megan9mm]
Joined!
Dude, this community is totally going to take off. And when everybody is posting tons of crazy stuff about zombies, I'm going to be able say I was here (almost) first.

Woot.
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
10:37 pm
[thebaney]
The IZWL Mission Statement
It is the purpose of this organization to bring awareness of the threat of zombie infestation to the forefront of every person's conciousness. This organization, being manifested in this journal community, will serve as a way for it's members to come together with survival tips, also as an oppurtunity for the planning necessary after our worst fears have become our worst realities. It is also a goal of this organization to lobby our government take effective steps to mitigate the threat of rampaging undead hordes, flesh dripping undead hordes.

While predicted by many, and glamourized by more, this threat does not have to be played out on the stage of our lives. Through constant vigilance and the support given by this community, I hope that we can at most, prevent a widespread attack, and at the very least, protect our chances for survival. Humans are intrepid, we do carry on.

I am in no way an authoritative expert on the subject of the undead, I can only hope that by hosting this community I can do my part to ensure man's survival.

Current Mood: complacent
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